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Trump Administration Urges Elon Musk to Ban Gavin Newsom From Twitter, Citing “Unfairly Handsome” Advantage
In a bizarre twist of political theater, the Trump administration has allegedly urged Elon Musk to ban California Governor Gavin Newsom from Twitter
8/26/202511 views

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New Poll Posted By Trump Shows He Has A 117% Approval Rating
“The most approved man in the history of approval,” Trump says as math flees the country.
8/26/20259 views

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ICE Application Includes Pronouns Selection And More
A leaked test document of new ICE applications has recently been sighted online..
8/26/20259 views

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Trump Gifted Golden McNugget by McDonald’s, Ceremony Led by Hamburglar
In a stunning gesture the local McDonald’s frequently visited by President Trump to give Golden McNugget
8/26/202510 views

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Pete Hegseth Switches Decor In Pentagon
There’s been some changes to the decor in the Pentagon following Hegseth’s take-over..
8/26/20254 views
Cracker Barrel Redesign Also Comes With Reparations
Some communities have always felt less than within the Cracker Barrel Family..it’s time for a change
8/24/202514 views

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Sex Toys On The Field, What About Sex Toys Off The Field?
NFL is considering a new approach to the recent fan mail ending up on the turf, if you can’t beat em, eat em!
8/24/20257 views

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Cracker Barrel Redesigns The Peg Game
Updating the logo leads to other mandatory changes like modernizing the beloved peg game at the table.
8/24/202517 views
Israel Creates Secret Police Called The Jewstapo
The secret police was created to monitor traffic through Gaza
8/21/20257 views

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Rosa Parks Exhibit Out, Melania Trump Exhibit In
Smithsonian Updates (Ongoing): Video of First Lady going to the front of the Green Card line instead of Rosa Parks walking to the back of the bus
8/20/20259 views

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President Orders NASA Employees to Return to Office — on the Moon
NASA Agency Leaders scramble to find enough space suits to fulfill the requirement.
8/20/20257 views

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Kirsti Noem moves forward with increased Kill Shelter funding along with Dog depopulation efforts.
"Canine Population Optimization Program” (CPOP) boosts kill shelter funding and targets South Dakota’s “surplus of tail-waggers."
8/17/20254,875 views
Trump offers Putin Canada in exchange for peace in Ukraine.
Trump Stuns World, Offers Putin Canada in Exchange for Ukraine Peace Deal
8/15/20258,480 views

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Couch Repairs Have Nearly Tripled in Volume Since JD Vance's rellocation to D.C
Local Repair Stores report an influx in Couch Repairs since JD has moved into town
8/14/20253,457 views

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Kirsti Noem visits local SPCA for target practice
Practice Makes Perfect
8/14/2025765 views

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Putin Purchases North Korean M80 Fireworks in Desperate Attempt to Further War Effort
Kim Jong Un was very satisfied with the transaction, a trade consisting of 27 Lada sedans, 20,000 Smoke Detectors, and a shipping container of Russian Cigarettes.
8/14/2025105 views

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Gaza Child Trades Rib for McRib
Think he's Lovin' it?
8/14/2025627 views