RFK Jr. Unveils New Department of Health Initiative: W.O.R.M
The rollout included a ceremonial “First Wiggle,” where Kennedy and several senators crawled on their hands and knees across the stage to symbolize “government empathy.”
NASA Agency Leaders scramble to find enough space suits to fulfill the requirement.
The rollout included a ceremonial “First Wiggle,” where Kennedy and several senators crawled on their hands and knees across the stage to symbolize “government empathy.”
“The most approved man in the history of approval,” Trump says as math flees the country.
In a stunning gesture the local McDonald’s frequently visited by President Trump to give Golden McNugget
There’s been some changes to the decor in the Pentagon following Hegseth’s take-over..
Updating the logo leads to other mandatory changes like modernizing the beloved peg game at the table.
Kirsti's Brilliant Border Plan Backfires

Trump Stuns World, Offers Putin Canada in Exchange for Ukraine Peace Deal
Local Repair Stores report an influx in Couch Repairs since JD has moved into town