The rollout included a ceremonial “First Wiggle,” where Kennedy and several senators crawled on their hands and knees across the stage to symbolize “government empathy.”
The rollout included a ceremonial “First Wiggle,” where Kennedy and several senators crawled on their hands and knees across the stage to symbolize “government empathy.”
In a bizarre twist of political theater, the Trump administration has allegedly urged Elon Musk to ban California Governor Gavin Newsom from Twitter
“The most approved man in the history of approval,” Trump says as math flees the country.
A leaked test document of new ICE applications has recently been sighted online..
In a stunning gesture the local McDonald’s frequently visited by President Trump to give Golden McNugget
There’s been some changes to the decor in the Pentagon following Hegseth’s take-over..
Some communities have always felt less than within the Cracker Barrel Family..it’s time for a change
NFL is considering a new approach to the recent fan mail ending up on the turf, if you can’t beat em, eat em!
Updating the logo leads to other mandatory changes like modernizing the beloved peg game at the table.
The secret police was created to monitor traffic through Gaza
Smithsonian Updates (Ongoing): Video of First Lady going to the front of the Green Card line instead of Rosa Parks walking to the back of the bus
NASA Agency Leaders scramble to find enough space suits to fulfill the requirement.
Kirsti's Brilliant Border Plan Backfires
"Canine Population Optimization Program” (CPOP) boosts kill shelter funding and targets South Dakota’s “surplus of tail-waggers."
Trump Stuns World, Offers Putin Canada in Exchange for Ukraine Peace Deal
Local Repair Stores report an influx in Couch Repairs since JD has moved into town
Practice Makes Perfect
Kim Jong Un was very satisfied with the transaction, a trade consisting of 27 Lada sedans, 20,000 Smoke Detectors, and a shipping container of Russian Cigarettes.
